lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

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hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

thisshitfunny:

company gm: so what are your skills or talents 

me: 

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company gm: wooooo shit gotdamn boi